The Poseidon Adventure

2005

Adventure / Action

7
IMDb Rating 4.3

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173 min
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173 min
P/S 4 / 4

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by deniabate 7

I am a huge fan of the original 1972 classic......They ruined, butchered the original. How this ever got approved is beyond me? They should of retitled this "The Love Boat: The Sinking"......I mean that is what I felt like I was watching. You get a bunch of actors that should of put on The Surreal Life and put them in this......There is nothing about this remake that even comes close to the original. The whole entire movie was rewritten......Not even a tidal wave, guys come on.......Oh and the terrorist plot how genius....NOT!! This piece of garbage is laughable and a disgrace......I would rather sit and watch Barney by myself for two hours! I have never seen a worse remake of a movie. The remake of Carrie came close but this takes the cake!!!! This is S.S. Disaster!!!!! Way to go!!!

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Reviewed by camp_hazzard 1

By accident, we rented this instead of the original. I couldn&#39;t imagine this movie being any worse. Several scenes and characters have been added, which have no real value. There&#39;s the guy from police academy in some awful &quot;divorce&quot; angle. A fake ex-American idol contestant sings a whole song for no reason. There&#39;s a kids who&#39;s not just annoying, but is making humorous handi-cam films with the help of the zany crew. And oh yeah, there&#39;s a terror attack, because the dead horse is only half-beaten by TV standards, I guess. There&#39;s also a creepy old crewman who&#39;s trying to get with some teenager, and the priest in this film is a far weaker character/actor.<br/><br/>Add in some of the most un-inspired editing, music, and dialogue imaginable and that sums up the worst of this movie. I&#39;d rather draw a picture of boat upside-down and stare at it for two hours rather than repeat watching 10 min. of this film.

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Reviewed by jgoodfriend 1

Remember the tag line on the poster for the original? It was &quot;Hell, Upside Down&quot;. Well, this little TV movie of the week is definitely from hell. And it does, of course, turn upside down. It may also turn your stomach upside down if you&#39;re stupid enough to sit through this garbage.<br/><br/>I can&#39;t believe anyone in their right minds would associate their names with this piece of dreck. Oh, I forgot. If I were Steve Guttenberg, I suppose I&#39;d be thrilled if the phone rang with a job. Too bad he was home the day his agent called with this audition. Too bad he auditioned. Too bad he got it. Too bad he took it. But, I suppose he does have mortgage to pay. Bless his heart. But I shouldn&#39;t just pick on poor Steve. Ditto Rutger Hauer. Bless his heart, too.<br/><br/>The producer should be taken out and beaten with a stick. So should the executives at the network who decided to buy and air this. It must have been bring your toddler to work week at NBC, and some little one got into an office he shouldn&#39;t have, pushed a button and sent TV Guide their weekly listings with this reject in the Sunday night slot.<br/><br/>I can&#39;t believe I was able to sit through this whole thing. What an embarrassment. If you&#39;ve got a few hours of your life to kill and don&#39;t mind throwing a chunk of it away, watch this if it ever comes out on DVD, which I pray to my personal God, for YOUR sake, Poseidon enthusiast, it wont! Let&#39;s hope for something better when the film remake comes out.<br/><br/>I&#39;m not holding my breath.<br/><br/>PS - for those of you who don&#39;t know, Shande is a Yiddish word which translates to: THE MOST HORRENDOUS DISGRACE EVER! Belle would know. Well, Shelley would DEFINITELY know. This other hack cast in her part, I&#39;m not so sure.

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